I know Black Dont Crack and all but guys, Lupita is 31. I’ll marinade in it while I tend to my 21 year old wrinkles and age spots
I went to sleep without my normal spliff on Sunday, and thought this is great. I feel great! I can really get used to not burning one every time I blink.
Then Monday night I sweat through by bed sheets and pillows. This was after the killer headache that randomly set in.
Repeat above for Tuesday night, except include crazy nausea. Cool, no biggie; my first thought is there’s a zombie child inside of me. Bedtime came at 8pm because the headaches were screaming “DIE BITCH DIE”. And then came the whackiest nightmares I ever had. My mother was running from someone, who ended up being my father with a riffle aimed straight towards her…
Today, the headaches started early. Painkillers seemed like a joke after the 4th one, and I’ma light weight that’s KO’d after two pills of ibuprofen. I have no appetite, and I came down to see my mom mainly to grub on all her wonderful belly plumping delicacies and deliciousness. The nausea had me running for the restroom too many times, and I’m irritable over petty fucking shit, snappin on my mother for repeating a sentence twice. WTF IS UP MY ASS?!
I had an inkling I would go through withdrawal but damn I feel like a full blown addict/druggie.
I found an article, trying to Google if a death eater is coming for me and unfortunately these symptoms line up with weed withdrawal. How much fucking control did I lose over this habit for it to have effects this nasty only after ONE 24 hour period without that heaven-sent herb? Like, my body plotted on my mother and sent my father to kill her like this is an episode of The Originals, because it’s missing it’s THC? Like, my answer to LIFE is now making me scream “just go away, I never should have met you and fallen in love”. Lol Fariha you all the way cray
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
I need to self reflect on myself and be ok with the weight and stomach that I have because bae, working out is just not for me I am not the bishh for you like the most workout I ever get done is kegels and that be rough sometimes..
Jennifer Lawrence is my first White Gal crush and I’m not even ashamed like why tff is she perfection?
My mouth just watered so hard if that is even a legit thing.
So yesterday morning apparently my lil sister tried to leave for school in just a hoodie no bra no nothing JUST HOODIE UNDERWEAR AND FUCKING BOOTS
My mom comes upstairs into my room talking that good ol’ 7am momma bullshit ‘blah blah that blah blah this’…